But what about the comedy value of Bush-isms?

Here's a selection that will definitely make you chuckle. But remember that this (soon) will have been the most powerful man in the world.

What a scary idea, especially if you remember the mess he's left behind.

Of course the question is whether the new president is going to be any better. Just because he's more eloquent doesn't necessarily mean that his policies are going to be much better.

Time will tell and 9 is a lucky number!

Now we all know that love hurts, sometimes in a good way, more often than not in a bad way.

A young Chinese woman found the unfortunate latter pain when her ear drums popped while kissing her lover.

Now that's bad kissing taken to a whole new level!

1. A single human body cell contains 75 MB in genetic information

2. Ergo, one sperm cell contains 37.5 MB

3. There’s 100 million sperm cells in one millilitre of sperm

4. During an ejaculation lasting about 5 seconds about 2.25 ml of sperm is released

5. Ergo, we can calculate that the data transfer rate of the male penis is (37,5M x 100M x 2,25) / 5 = 1687,5 Terrabytes per second

6. As a result we can assume that the female egg can withstand a DDoS attack of around 1.5 Petabytes per second and only let one data package through. That means that the female egg is the most robust firewall in the world!

7. But that one package messes up your whole system for 9 months and much longer!