1. A single human body cell contains 75 MB in genetic information

2. Ergo, one sperm cell contains 37.5 MB

3. There’s 100 million sperm cells in one millilitre of sperm

4. During an ejaculation lasting about 5 seconds about 2.25 ml of sperm is released

5. Ergo, we can calculate that the data transfer rate of the male penis is (37,5M x 100M x 2,25) / 5 = 1687,5 Terrabytes per second

6. As a result we can assume that the female egg can withstand a DDoS attack of around 1.5 Petabytes per second and only let one data package through. That means that the female egg is the most robust firewall in the world!

7. But that one package messes up your whole system for 9 months and much longer!