... ever since Faithless sang "God is DJ".

Well, sort of ...

But it's true, the DJ is always the cool dude at the party. Or the loser old dude, who hasn't moved on from his twenties.

Maybe I'm somewhere in between, but ever since I've been schlepping my iPod and various cables to my friend's houses to save their parties from bad playlists, I've wanted to do it a little more properly.

And now in the digital age you can!

It's overpriced and I know I don't need it at all.

But I want it BAD!

Women have handbags, middle aged men have sports cars ...

I ... uhm ... have gadgets.

My house is full of them, but what else is disposable income for?